Must. Have. Crackers. Failure #2 :(

I actually made these last week but was just too damn embarrassed to show you! I swear I CAN cook… but I’m just gonna leave this one right here…   Note – I used parchment paper this time, so there’s that. I’ll keep trying… Amy loves to cook, ha!    

Raise Your Hands if You Have Flappys

Well… maybe not Let’s start with some definitions: Gordita – ‘cute, little fat girl’ in spanish – commonly used by boyfriends for their girlfriends as a nice thing to say rather than an insult Flappys – Excessive arm skin or arm fat that hangs down when arms are raised Got it? OK, here we go…   Hi, my name…

Another Day – Another food “lesson”

Well the #AlwaysHungry plan is helping us eat better, that’s for certain. Superman is down 14 lbs and I’ve lost 6 … I hate men and their muscular metabolism … Anyway… we are eating healthier in spite of the fact that I keep screwing up recipes First off – I AM a good cook, but…